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Move the games back an hour, and Shotguns N'Gbs immediately becomes the #1 seed in the power rankings. On their first offensive drive, new QB Matt Jorgensen had his shirt ripped by a defender, and after that, I couldn't tell if that was Jorgy or Andy Dalton out there. After the bye, they will face BBB and hope that they won't be annihilated like FTH was.

BIG. BALLER. BRAND. First you get mercy ruled by FTH, and then two weeks later you utterly obliterate them 21-18? Wow. Star QB Josh Cruz, give yourself a hand, dinner's on me. Maybe the difference was that he got everyone involved. Maybe it was because Rylie Wada and Jenna Henderson decided not to show up. Either way, BBB was ballin.

I heard that last weekend was supposed to be a dead weekend at the Lu. Looks like most of the FTH players must have found something to do Saturday night as they got absolutely throttled by Big Baller Brand and their QB Josh Cruz on Sunday morning. FTH will play #4 Peaked in High School in their next game in what we'll call "The Sacko Bowl" for now. We'll see if they earn the right to be referred to as EMCC in the next power rankings.

Don't worry guys, in just two short weeks, you'll get to play a team not named Shotguns N'Gbs. I think that's the main problem. Not that your offense hasn't moved the ball much, or your defense is susceptible to the long ball, or that you haven't really figured out the open/closed play strategies, but the fact that you keep playing Shotguns N'Gbs.. 

FTH aka EMCC plays #3 Big Baller Brand this week in a heated rematch. I kid you not, last night I walked into one of their player's rooms and they were talking about how they were gonna run it up on BBB and that Casey Cole was gonna drop 5 tugs again. My verbatim response: "Yeah, probably".

If I had to put money on it, I'd say Shotguns N' Gbs was the happiest out of our four remaining teams that they didn't have to wake up early and play some football after Saturday night. Well good news guys, there aren't anymore 10 o'clock games this season.

Big Baller Brand got their first win the big baller way ... By forfeit because #4 Peaked in High School all decided to go home that weekend. Can they use this momentum for a W when they face #1 FTH/EMCC this week? Probably not.

Peaked in High School found out that they were going to face Big Baller Brand this week. What was their response? Have three players show up and have the rest go home. Hopefully they show up on Sunday to get some revenge on #2 Shotguns N' Gbs.

It was nice that East Mississippi Community College decided to come and play IM football on Sunday. If you haven’t figured the joke out, it’s because FTH is loaded with ex football players. And if you still don’t get it, I suggest you watch Last Chance U. Casey Cole lit up the BBB defense for 5 touchdowns, hitting his favorite target Kellen Birdsall for 3 TDs. We’ll see if EMCC can keep their act together all year so they can finally play in a championship game.

I’m just as shocked as you all are that Shotguns N’ Gbs showed up to a 10 AM game, but turns out they can actually ball. Turner McDonald showed he can win a few games this year at QB scoring on the ground and through the air. Will they show up for all their games? I couldn’t tell you, but are they an entertaining team? Yeah, sure. 

Although their offense may have peaked in high school, their defense actually looked pretty stout. Will they continue to put the whole team on the line to protect their QB Jordan Wiley? Is having 20 people on your team a good strategy? Will they defeat Big Baller Brand? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.

I’m not gonna lie to you guys.. This one was rough. First game nerves must have gotten to Pre-Season Heisman Favorite QB Josh Cruz. The good news is that BBB will finally get their actual Heisman candidate QB back in Matt Pham this week. Look out Peaked in HS 👀.